Fly girl

Description
uniqua delivers singing telegrams

Song lyrics
Singing Telegram (1st)

A singing telegram,

I sing it really well

A singing telegram

from the folks who think you're swell

My plane will get it there today

no matter where you dwell

A singing telegram

from the folks who think you're swell

It's a special kind of message

that people sometimes send

They send that special message

to a relative or friend

It makes the friend feel better

if something's going wrong

It helps to know that someone cares

to send a special song

A singing telegram,

the service I do well

A singing telegram

from the folks who think you're swell

I bring a friendly message,

I sing nice, I don't yell

A singing telegram

from the folks who think you're swell

My Ship Must Be Clean

I'm a little different

from most pirates that you've seen

There's one thing I love most of all

and that's a ship that's spa-arkling clean

Clean, clean, clean, my ship must be clean,

completely spic and span

But for lots of random reasons,

it never truly can

Cause the wind and the rain

and the salt and the dirt

They make my ship all messy

and wrinkle up my shirt

The seagulls drop their droppings,

the mess hall is a mess

Barnacles have spoiled my hull

with stinky stickiness

Clean, clean, clean, my ship must be clean,

but that's a tough job out at sea

Clean, clean, clean, my ship must be clean,

but I'm the cleaning crew, you see

So I'm cross and I'm grumpy

and grumbly and mean

When seas are rough,

it's tough to be clean, clean, cle-e-e-ean!

Singing Telegram (2nd)

It really doesn't matter what shape your ship is in,

cleaning up is easy when you wear a grin

A singing telegram, I sing it really well,

a singing telegram from the folks who think you're swell

Mi-mi-mi-miii...so smile, won't you smi-i-i-ile?

Come on, it's time to smi-i-i-ile! Avast, ahoy, me hearty,

life would be a party

if you'd smile If you'd smile, if you'd smile!

Singing Telegram (3rd)

Princess, please don't grumble about every single sound

Pretty noises like this song are nice to be around

A singing telegram, I sing it really well,

a singing telegram from the folks who think you're swell

Mi-mi-mi-miii...so smile, won't you smi-i-i-ile?

Come on, it's time to smi-i-i-ile! Don't be mean and screechy,

life would just be peachy

if you'd smile If you'd smile, if you'd smile!

Grump Like You

And ornery, too

Do you hardly ever smile?

Only once in a while

Do you usually frown?

Yup, my mouth's always down

Would you say that you're a grump?

From my head down to my rump

Well, it's great to meet a grump like you

It's great, it's great to meet a grump like you

I thought I was the only one But now, we're two

Bet there's grump activities we grumps could do

It's great...it's great to meet a grump like you

Folks always tell ya you got a bad temper?

Only every morning and every night,

do you stomp around a bit and yell really loud?

At least once a day...or I don't feel right...

are you hardly ever nice?

I've tried it once or twice

Are you usually mean?

That's the way I've always been

You're as grumpy as me

It's the only way to be

Sure is great to meet a grump like you

Aw yeah! It's great, it's great to meet a grump like you

I used to be a lonely grump Guess what? Me too!

Think there might be more of us? There's gotta be a few

It's great...it's great to meet a grump like you,

it's great to meet a grump like you!

Singing Telegram (4th)

Mi-mi-mi-miii...so smile, won't you smi-i-i-ile?

Come on, it's time to smi-i-i-ile! Abominable bu-buddy,

folks won't think you're nutty

if you'd smile If you'd smile, if you'd smile!

Thank You

Thank you... We just want to say thank you

We're not mad, we're glad and we want to say thank you

Thank you for the way you brightened up our day

with the lovely song you sang Very nicely, I should say

Thanks for flying in and making us grin

Cause it really got us out of the rut that we were in

Thank you... We just want to say thank you

It's neat how you're so sweet, so we want to say thank you

Thank you for the dance and thank you for the song

First I didn't like it, but jeepers, I was wrong

Thanks for trying hard to get the message through

Our sunny, happy attitude is all because of you so...

Thank you,

did we mention that we thank you?

T-H-A-N-K Y-O-U, thank you!