Robot rampage

Description
when robots go rampid all over mega city, repairman austin must figure out what is going on

Song lyrics
Robots never break

Hey, Roscoe, whaddya say?

(Roscoe: All systems A-OK.)

Are you sure there's nothing I could fix for you today?

(Roscoe: All systems A-OK.)

I'm A Robot Repairman. I've got robot smarts.

I'm the one you want to call when robot trouble starts.

With my robot tools, robot grease, and robot parts

I fix them from their heads to their toes to their hearts.

But there's just one problem. For bionic goodness sake!

My problem is that robots never ever ever break.

They just don't break, they never ever break.

This robot durability is kind of hard to take.

They never catch the flu or get a bellyache.

My problem is that robots never ever ever break.

No matter what's the problem, it's a robot piece of cake.

Except that robots never ever ever ever break.

They just don't break, they never ever break.

You can stick them in the fridge or throw them in the lake

or poke them with a stick or rake them with a rake,

but robots simply never ever ever ever break!

A robot on a rampage (1st)

We've got a robot. a robot on a rampage.

We've got a robot...(Roscoe: Whose circuit has blown!)

We've got a robot. a robot on a rampage.

The symptoms are obvious, the cause is unknown.

The first thing to do is hit that power button.

The power must be off or else I can't do nothin'

Once I shut her down, I'll see what's the matter

But she's making very, very hard to get at her.

We've got a robot a robot on a rampage.

We've got a robot. (Roscoe: Whose flinging cookie dough)

Why is my robot disregarding orders?

That is the question the answer: “I don't know.”

Wow, this is tough. This robot's pretty tricky.

Wow, this is rough. She's pretty hard to catch.

Wow, this is crazy. She's made so many cookies.

She's on her seven hundred forty-seventh batch

Soon we'll have cookies up to our ankles.

Soon we'll have cookies up to our knees.

Soon we'll have cookies up to the stratosphere,

no one in the galaxy could eat all of these.

We've a robot. a robot out of order.

We've got a robot. (Roscoe: Who won't do what she's told.)

We've got a robot... a robot on a rampage.

Okay, here we go. Shut her down. Cold

A robot on a rampage (2nd)

We've got a robot... A robot on a rampage!

Two in one day, now how could that ever be?

We've got a robot... A robot on a rampage!

I don't got a robot, a robot's...got me!

The first thing to do is hit that power button,

he won't be a problem when he's all shut down

Gonna be tricky to hit that power button,

gonna be tricky 'cause he's driving like a clown!

We've got a robot... A robot on a rampage!

I've got to stop him... (Roscoe: It won't be easy!)

We've got a robot...(Deploy the robot restrainer!) A robot on a rampage!

Help, help! Stop my robot! I'm gettin' kind of queasy!

I am professor bug

I am Professor Bug. Professor Bug, that is my name.

I am Professor Bug. Controlling robots is my game.

It's a game I have mastered, for I know robotics well.

Ask me how I got my name? I'll never never tell!

I am Professor Bug. And my intentions are not pretty.

Controlling every robot, I will soon rule Mega City.

I am Professor Bug. My evil plan's almost done.

Most people don't like evil...But I think it's fun.

Evil guy. Such an evil guy.

He's called Professor Bug, but nobody knows why.

Such an evil twinkle in his evil eye.

He's called Professor Bug, but nobody knows why.

Now all your city's robots will enact my evil plan.

Think you can stop me? I'd rather doubt you can.

From now on, Mega City will see my evil fame.

I won't say how I got it but Professor Bug's name.

Evil guy. Such an evil guy.

He's called Professor Bug, but nobody knows why.

Can anybody stop him? I guess we'll have to try.

He's called Professor Bug, but nobody...knows why.

Screw loose

We're chasing down a screw, a six-legged screw,

hopping all around on the table and the floor

We don't know exactly what the screw wants to do,

we don't know exactly what the screw is for

One thing is for sure, we'd better stop it if we can

'Cause it's probably part of the professor's evil plan

Screw loose, we have got a screw loose!

Screw loose, we have got to catch it!

Screw loose, we have got a screw loose!

Screw loose, reach out and snatch it!

The tricky little screw keeps dashing away,

plus he keeps on trying to get inside my robot

Why is it chasing Roscoe? I sure couldn't say

What's it trying to do? I just don't know, but...

...one thing's for sure, it wants to cause more trouble

So you'd better spray it with bug spray on the double

Screw loose! (Screw loose...) We have got a screw loose! (We have got a screw loose...)

Screw loose! (Screw loose...) Reach out and snatch it! (Reach up and catch it...)

Screw loose! (Screw loose...) We have got a screw loose! (We have got a screw loose...)

Screw loose! (Screw loose...) Last time I'll say it! (Last time I'll say it...)

Screw loose! (Screw loose...) We have got a screw loose! (We have got a screw loose...)

Screw loose! (Screw loose...) Reach out and spray it!

i get whatever i want! (1st)

I get whatever I want,

these robots will obey all my requests, commands and wishes

I get whatever I want,

they bring me toys and games and food and then they do the dishes

I get whatever I want,

with just a click of my remote control,

my every wish… is their command!

I get whatever I want

and that's because I'm bright and smart and very, very clever

I get whatever I want

and that's because I am the greatest evil genius ever

I get whatever I want

and every now and then I get something

I don't want… just to prove I can

Robots, bring me more ice cream!

Piled up with whipped cream and cherries and things

Robots, bring me a pony!

No wait, make that a pony with wings!

(Robots: He gets whatever he wants!)

I never search for anything 'cause everything is here

(Robots: He gets whatever he wants!)

That's pretty much the point of making evil my career

And what I want most of all is for everyone in Mega City

to bow down to me in all and fear!

Like a robot

Hey, Roscoe, oh Roscoe, show us how

we gotta look robotic and it's got to be now!

Yeah, Roscoe, oh Roscoe, what do we do

we do to learn those robot moves like you?

We want to walk that robot walk... Like a robot!

Talk that robot talk (Roscoe: Like a robot)

Wanna to move and stop and stand like a robot

Shake your robot hand (Roscoe: Like a robot!)

Learn to take off and land like a robot!

And walk that robot walk! Yeah, walk that robot walk!

That robot feel, that robot style

That nice, mechanical robot smile

Plus, we gotta sound like robots, too

True… but that's not not hard to do!

There's one main thing that robots say

(Roscoe: We say, "All systems A-OK")

All systems A-OK!

All systems A-OK!

All systems A-OK!

All systems A-O-whoa!

This floor is harder than it looks, you know

We got to walk that robot walk... Like a robot!

Talk that robot talk (Roscoe: Like a robot!)

Gotta stand up tall and straight like a robot

Pass the professor his plate like a robot

Gotta not fall off my skates like a robot

And walk that robot walk! (Roscoe: Yeah, walk!) Yeah, walk that robot walk!

i get whatever i want (2nd)

I get whatever I want

and now I want to see these robots do some wacky stuff

I get whatever I want,

I love to watch them dance around, I just can't get enough

Robot, dance like a chicken…

robot, wiggle and hop…

Robot, stand on your head now…

robot, spin like a top…

I get whatever I want,

I mostly want to make these robots do as I command

I get whatever I want

and I control them all with this remote here in my hand

That's how I make them do

the things I want them to,

that's how I make them do whatever I want!

Give me the remote!

Give me the remote! He wants the remote!

Give me the remote! But we've got the remote and he's not gonna get it

Give me the remote! If he gets the remote

his evil plan will win and we're not gonna let it...

run, Roscoe, run! (Roscoe: Robot Roscoe running!)

Hide, Roscoe, hide, robot Rex is coming

Throw it over here! (Roscoe: Robot Roscoe throwing!)

Now they're after me, so I better get going

Give me the remote! He wants the remote!

But we can't let the bad guy or his big ol' robot have it

Give me the remote! We've got the remote!

And we won't let the bad guy or his big ol' robot have it

Now it is mine, I knew I'd be the winner,

I'll dance a victory dance and eat a victory dinner

Now it is mine, I'll rule the world for sure

Your victory dance was a little premature

Give me the remote! It was your remote,

but it's not anymore, 'cause you're evil and you're smarmy

Give me the remote! I've got the remote

and I'll use the remote to stop your robot army.

I'll stop you and your robots,

stop you and your robots,

I'll stop you and your robots

'cause I've got the remote!