Knights Are Brave and Strong

Description
queen tasha sends her best soon-to-be knight uniqua on a journey to give a message to king austin

song lyrics
Queens Are Never Wrong (1st)

I’m Queen Tasha, and I rule the whole backyard,

I rule everything, it’s really not that hard

I’m in charge of it all, and I like it that way

‘cause everyone has to do what I say

I’m Queen Tasha,

and I rule the whole backyard

I say “Do this” they say “Yes, your majesty”

“Do that” they say “Yes, your majesty”

“Give me this” they say “Yes, your majesty”

“Bring me that” they say “Yes, your majesty”

That’s why I sing this song,

‘cause queens are never wrong!

Yeah, that’s why I sing this song,

‘cause queens are never wrong! Daa-da-da-daaaaaaa!

Queens Are Never Wrong (2nd)

I’m Uniqua and I wanna be a knight,

I’ll deliver that message, if it takes all night!

I’ll go on a journey and won’t ever stop,

‘cause I’ll be a knight, with a feather on top

I’m Uniqua,

and I’m gonna be a knight,

I’ll be brave! Yes, you better be!

I’ll be smart! Yes, you better be!

I’ll be strong! Yes, you better be!

Say it again! Yes, you better be!

Knights are brave and strong...

And queens are never wrong!

I said knights are brave and strong...

And queens are never wrong! Daa-da-da-daaaaaaaaa!

Message, A Message (1st)

A message, a message,

a very important message

The queen has sent me out to bring

this secret message to the king

A message, a message,

I’ll bring the king a message

And he’ll be so impressed with me

that soon a brave pink knight I’ll be

A pink knight with a feather,

a fancy helmet feather

That’s what I’ll wear when I’m a knight,

all brave and smart and strong, all right!

It’s a misty, spooky forest,

the path is dark and long

But I don’t care, ‘cause I don’t scare,

I’m brave and smart and strong!

A message, a message,

a very important message

Into the misty forest now

to bring the king a message

A Message, A Message (2nd)

A message, a message,

a very important message

We made it through the misty woods

with a very important message

A message, a message,

we’ll bring the king a message

I bet he’ll make a knight of you

And maybe he’ll make you one, too

A Message, A Message (3rd)

A message, a message,

we’ll bring the king a message

And he will think we’re extra great

‘Cause we made it past that big old gate

A message, a message,

a very important message

We’re on our way to give

the king a very important message

P.U.

There’s something in the air,

and it doesn’t smell so good

I wish I didn’t have a nose,

I’d remove it if I could

You’re not kidding, it smells real bad,

it’s a really awful smell,

the swamp is super stinky...

And I don’t feel so well!

But, we gotta get this message

through and to the other side

There’s only one thing we can do,

hold your nose and say “P.U.!”

P.U.! Look out!

P.U.! Watch out!

P.U.! Better jump!

P.U.! Sure is stinky!

Never smelled a smell like this,

it’s like a hot dog rotting in the bun

Or like the smell egg salad makes

when it’s left out in the blazing sun

Don’t let the bubbles get you,

or you’ll be stinky, too

And nobody that you know

will wanna be friends with you

P.U.! Look out!

P.U.! Watch out!

P.U.! Better jump!

P.U.! Sure is stinky!

It smells like garbage! Like dirty diapers!

Like moldy cheese! Like mushy peas!

Like dirty socks! On monster feet!

Or 67-day old meat!

P.U.! Look out!

P.U.! Watch out!

P.U! Better jump!

P.U.! Sure is stinky! P.U.!

The Ballad Of A Brave Pink Knight

I traveled really far with this message for you

Queen Tasha said I had to get this message to you

She told me there’d be problems to get in my way

But if I could get past them she said you would say...

Hey, Uniqua! You’re brave and smart and strong!

I just might, tell me more!

First there was the forest, dark and covered with mist

It looked a little scary, but I have to insist

The moose, he wasn’t scary, in spite of his moan,

And when I got to know him, he was only Tyrone!

Hey, Uniqua! That’s really being brave!

You’re that moose!

Soon we came to Pablo, who was guarding the gate,

he said it wouldn’t open... What a terrible fate!

And then we started pushing with all of our heart

But we couldn’t even budge it, so we had to be smart!

I thought maybe you can’t push it,

isn’t there something we haven’t tried

So I went over and gave a pull,

and opened it up wide!

Hey, Uniqua! You’re really being smart!

That’s really using your head!

And then there was the swamp, with it’s horrible smell,

the bubbles were around us... I didn’t feel so well!

It’s a good thing I was strong or we might have been lost

We pushed over a boulder and we made it across!

That Uniqua is really, really strong!

I’m impressed, Uniqua, you’re brave and smart and strong!

You know I got a message! Clutched tight in her fist...

And I’m brave! Brave, brave in the forest of mist...

I’m smart! She’s smart, got a head on her shoulders...

I’m strong! Strong, strong, she can push over boulders!

Hey, Uniqua! You’re brave and smart and strong!