Tale of the mighty knights

Description
tyrone and uniqua are knights of king pablo's court and they're tasked with protecting an egg

Song lyrics
We're Knights (that's right) (1st)

We're knights, that's right,

with smarts and strength and guts and might

We're never ever rude, always polite,

our knightly skills are out of sight

We're knights, that's right!

We're knights, that's right!

Just yesterday we rode our horses

'cross the fields

We came upon some ogres

and we stopped them with our shields

Then I saw an angry troll,

I thought I was a goner

But I jumped down and trapped him,

I did it for your honor!

Next we crossed the river,

then scaled the Cliffs of Doom

Then we took a little break

and went to the bathroom

We crept into the forest

just as it was getting dark

We heard a little crackle

and that's when we said "Hark!"

We saw a brutest beast,

that's when we said "Halt!"

Then we had him for our breakfast

with some butter and salt!

We're knights, that's right,

with smarts and strength and guts and might

We're never ever rude, always polite,

our knightly skills are out of sight

We're knights, that's right!

We're knights, that's right!

(I Have) A Challenge

I have a challenge, a daring kind of test

He has a challenge, that's why he needs the best

I have a challenge, I hope you don't protest

Oh king, tell us your challenge, we're ready for our quest!

Will we have to find a princess and climb real high to save her?

This challenge is much harder,

you'll have to be much braver

Braver? Braver! The importance is much graver

Will we journey to the mountains and chase a hairy beast?

The challenge will be tougher,

or just as tough at least

Tougher? Tougher! And perhaps a little rougher!

I have a challenge, for the brave knights of my court

He has a challenge, and we are just the sort

I have a challenge, it could be long or short

Oh please, tell us your challenge, we're ready to report!

Will it test our hearts and souls?

Tell us, please tell us!

Will we battle angry trolls?

Tell us, please tell us!

Will we get to face a...dragon?

Ahhhhhhh! A dragon, a dragon,

will we get to face a dragon?

A dragon that breathes fire?

A dragon that goes roar?

Oh, please tell us, please tell us

We can't take it anymore,

we can't take it anymore!

We're Knights (that's right) (2nd)

The king gave us a challenge,

a dear egg to protect

Then it started rolling,

which we did not expect

Now we're off and riding

to get good Eggbert back

Let's hope that we can get him

and that he does not crack

We're knights, that's right,

with smarts and strength and guts and might

We're never ever rude, always polite,

our knightly skills are out of sight

We're knights, that's right!

We're knights, that's right!

We're knights, that's right,

with smarts and strength and guts and might

We're never ever rude, always polite,

our knightly skills are out of sight

We're knights, that's right!

Goblin

Oh, oh the things...oh the things that Goblin has grabbed

I see them and take them and I try hard not to break them

These things...these things that Goblin has grabbed...

that Goblin has grabbed...

I have a squirting flower and a red nose from a clown

Once I met a mighty king and swiped away his crown

Sometimes when I feel lonely or just a little down

I like to put them all on me and dance and prance around

Oh, oh the things...oh the things

that Goblin has grabbed

I nab them and I seize them, if they could go bad, I'd freeze them

These things...that Goblin has grabbed...

I pilfered these marshmallows for times I want a snack

Then I pick this toothbrush up and brush away the plaque

You might think that I'm naughty or a little out of whack

But just by saying "Pretty please" you'll get your stuff right back

(Egg: weh, weh, weh) Oh little Eggwin, what's the matter?

(Egg: weh, weh, weh) Oh little Eggwin, are you sad?

(Egg: weh, weh, weh) Perhaps you'd like these teeth that chatter?

(Egg: weh, weh, weh) They always seem make me glad!

Oh, oh the things...oh the things that Goblin has grabbed

Dear Eggwin, peruse them and please feel free to use them

These things...that Goblin has grabbed...

that Goblin has grabbed...

We're Knights (that's right) (3rd)

We're knights, that's right, with smarts and strength

and guts and might Always polite...

We're never ever rude

Our knightly skills are out of sight

We're knights, thats right!

Our knightly skills are out of sight

We're knights, thats right!

We're knights, thats right!

We're knights, thats right!

Tweedily-Dee

Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-doo!

I'm the Flighty Fairy and who are you?

Tweedily-doo! Tweedily-dee!

What I find in this forest is for me, that's just how it has to be

I'm the Flighty Fairy,

so tweedily-tweedily-dee!

What if we tell you that's the good king's egg?

He can walk here and get it on his own two legs!

But if we command you to give it to us?

It's not gonna happen, so don't even fuss!

And what if I kneel down and say pretty please?

I will wave my magic wand and drop you in the trees...Hey!

Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-doo!

I may be really little but there's so much I can do

Tweedily-doo! Tweedily-dee!

I'm so glad I found this lit-tle Eggy, he's just the friend for me

He fills me up with glee,

so tweedily-tweedily-dee!

What if we tell you that we won't go away?

Well, I'll cook up a rainstorm and you'll have a crummy day!

What if we grab the egg when you're in bed?

That won't be so easy when you're standing on your head!

You must surrender the egg! No, I won't!

We must recapture the egg! No you don't!

If you take one more step over here

I will waggle my wand and you will dis-a...ppear...

Hey! Bring us back!

Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-doo!

I think it's getting time to skadaddle and skadoo

Tweedily-doo! Tweedily-dee!

You just can't mess with the Flighty Fairy, I'm just too good, you see

So tweedily-dee, tweedily-tweedily dee!

Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-deeeeeeeeeeee!

Dragon Mountain

We're marching to the top To the top, to the top...

Yes, we're marching to the top of Dragon Mountain!

Up, up, up, up! There is no place to hide Cause a dragon lurks inside

At the top of Dragon Mountain! At the top of Dragon Mountain!

Do you think that the dragon is scary? Yes, I do!

Do you think that the dragon is hairy? No, do you?

Do you think that the dragon plays games? I hope so!

Do you think that it shoots out flames? Please say no!

We're marching to the top To the top, to the top...

Yes, we're marching to the top of Dragon Mountain!

Up, up, up, up! There is no place to hide Cause a dragon lurks inside

At the top of Dragon Mountain! At the top of Dragon Mountain!

Do you think that the dragon will greet us? That'd be neat!

Or perhaps he will try to eat us? You say eat?

Perhaps we won't fit in his belly? Then I'd cheer!

Don't dragons likes goblins and jelly? I'm outta here...

We're marching to the top To the top, to the top...

We're marching to the top of Dragon Mountain!

Up, up, up, up! There is no place to hide Cause a dragon lurks inside

At the top of Dragon Mountain! At the top of Dragon Mountain!

At the top of Dragon Mountain! At the top of Dragon Mountain!

At the top of Dragon Mountain! At the top of Dragon Mountain...

Not An Egg Anymore (ft Adam Pascal)

Once, I was a young egg, in fact it was today (Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh....)

Trapped inside my shell, there was nothing I could play

Wanted somethin' different, see the world outside

So I wobbled out the door, took the brave knights for a ride

Cause it's in my heart, I can't ignore,

I'm not an egg anymore!

He's not an egg any...I'm not an egg any...

He's not an egg.... I'm not an egg...anymore!

When I met the goblin, he took me underground (Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh....)

That's when I grew two legs so I could run around

I scrambled to the forest where the flighty fairy sings

Then I cracked my shell some more and I grew a couple wings

I feel so free that I could soar,

I'm not an egg anymore!

He's not an egg any...I'm not an egg any...

He's not an egg.... I'm not an egg... Anymore....

Well, now I am a dragon, a legendary beast

I miss my egg-hood days? No, not in the least

My whole life's an open door,

I'm not an egg anymore!

He's not an egg any... I'm not an egg any...

He's not an egg.... I left my shell on the floor

The rest: He's not an egg... I'm not an egg...anymore!