The Swamp Creature

Description
pablo and uniqua take tasha and austin on a tour around the swamp and promise the swamp creature

Song lyrics
The Totally Awesome Swamp Adventure (1st)

There is nothing... Nothing... Quite as awesome... Awesome...

As a swamp! Full of lily pads and bugs and mud

There is nothing... Nothing... Quite as awesome... Awesome...

As a swamp! Full of flowers, trees and slime...and crud!

Animals like manatees,

lizards, fish and frogs

Rare and awesome orchids

growing out of rotten logs

There is nothing... Nothing... Quite as awesome... Awesome...

As the totally... Totally... Awesome... Awesome... Swamp adventure!

Yes, the totally... Totally... Awesome… Awesome... Swamp adventure!

Awesome,

awesome,

awesome,

awesome,

awesome!

The Totally Awesome Swamp Adventure (2nd)

There is nothing... Nothing... As amazing... Amazing...

As this tour! It’s the most amazing tour on earth!

There has never... Never... Been a trip like...Trip like...

This before! Plus it’s free and you get your moneys worth!

Dragonflies and lily pads,

fascinating muck,

we are expert tour guides

And we probably won’t get stuck

On the totally... Totally... Awesome... Awesome...

Yes, the totally... Totally... Awesome... Awesome...

Swamp adventure!

There is nothing... Nothing... Quite as mossy... Mossy...

As the trees! Gently swaying in their swampy way!

There is nothing... Nothing... Quite stinky... Stinky...

As the breeze! What’s that odor? It’s the smell of decay

If you think that stinky stuff

is sorta gross and icky

We will change your mind

out in the ol' Ikefenikee!

There is nothing... Nothing... Quite as awesome... Awesome...

As the totally... Totally... Awesome... Awesome... Swamp adventure!

Yes, the totally... Totally... Awesome... Awesome...Swamp adventure!

Awesome...

Awesome...

Awesome...

Awesome...

Awesome!

He's Green!

He’s green He’s green? He’s green!

He’s the color of a fresh string bean

He’s green He’s green? He’s green!

And he doesn’t keep his fingernails clean

He moves real slow and

one thing I know...is he’s green

Tell me something else

about the creature of the swamp

What kind of something?

Does he tiptoe? Does he stomp?

He doesn’t do either,

he kinda sorta sloshes

And even when it’s raining,

he never wears galoshes

and he’s green! He’s green? He’s green!

And he’s rarely ever seen

He’s green He’s green? He’s green!

And his hair his not pristine

He lives all alone

and he has no phone...and he’s green!

Does he have a pet?

A dragonfly named Spot

Where does he sleep?

In a cave on a cot

Does he have long hair?

Yup, long and thick

What’s his favorite food?

S'mores on a stick

And he’s green! He’s green! He’s green!

And his feet are size 15

He’s green! He’s green! He’s green!

And he drinks from a green canteen

He’s kinda shy,

that swamp creature guy...and he’s green!

Did we mention that he’s green?

Yes you did. Well, he’s green!

The Customer Is Always Right

There’s a problem here! What you do you mean?

We came to see something we haven’t seen

That’s not our fault, we really tried

Well not enough, we’re not satisfied

And I don’t mean to be a jerk,

but let me tell you ‘bout how these things work

See, I am the customer, and the customer’s always right! (She’s right!)

I am the customer, and the customer’s always right!

We’ve done the best that we can do,

this awesome ride is almost through

This awesome swamp with awesome stuff!

Well I just think it’s not enough

And you think right, my purple friend,

and I say this is not the end

Cause I am the customer, and the customer’s always right! Oh yeah!

You are the customer, and the customer’s always right!

Awesomely Bad Time

We’re squishing through mud, it’s up to our knees

It’s sticky and hot, the flies have got fleas

The darkness is falling, I’m covered in slime

We’re having a really bad, really sincerely bad,

awesomely bad, bad time!

The creature we sought is nowhere in sight

I can’t get a picture, I’m losing the light

The mud in trousers  is starting to climb

We’re having a really bad, really sincerely bad,

awesomely bad, bad time!

It’s not just sort of a bummer

It’s not just a bump in the road

It’s the yuckiest day of my life so far

And I think I just stepped on a toad! Ewww!

Yuck! Yuck!

Mud! Mud!

Uck! Uck!

Crud! Crud!

Gross! Gross!

Slime! Slime!

We’re having a really bad time!

We’re having a really bad, very sincerely bad...

Way stinky bad... Awesomely... Awesomely...

Bad... Bad... Time!