Tale of the not-so-nice dragon

Description
king pablo, knight uniqua, and sir tyrone all get stuck in a cave by the not-so-nice dragon so now it's up to the grabbing goblin (austin), the flighty fairy (tasha), and dragon to save them.

Song lyrics
it's a wonderful day for tea

Earlier this morning, I was sitting by myself.

I heard my cell phone ring, so I grabbed it from the shelf.

I said "Hello! Who is it?" and the other voice said "Hi!".

Well, the other voice was Pablo, that royal kingly guy!

King Pablo! King Pablo! He really called today.

Tell me, my good goblin, oh, what ever did he say?

"Greetings, Grabbing Goblin." the good king said to me.

"I hope that you're not busy, 'cause I'd like you here for tea."

It's a...wonderful day for tea, for tea! It's a wonderful day for tea!

Mugs to sip our beverages, and good friends there to see!

Some itty-bitty muffins, each with a blueberry!

It's a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful day for tea!

Later this same morning, I was flying down the trees,

Saying hi to butterflies and greeting all the bees.

That's when I heard a voice call out, a voice I knew so well.

It was my friend, the goblin, and he had some news to tell.

“Oh, fairy! Oh, fairy! I hope you have a thirst.

The king is having tea time, and I had to tell you first.”

So I got my magic wand out and my muffin recipe.

And now we're off to see our friends on a wonderful day for tea.

It's a...wonderful day for tea, for tea! It's a wonderful day for tea!

Mugs to sip our beverages, and good friends there to see!

Some itty-bitty muffins, each with a blueberry!

It's a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful day for tea!

we're NOT knights that's right

Knights are tough, and knights are brave.

Knights have shields that they can heave.

Knights aren't scared and knights don't fuss.

So if you want a knight...Don't call us!

There are many things that I can do:

cast a spell with a tweedily-doo.

Fly around in a loopty-loop.

my wand and say "boo-hoo!".

There are many things that I have done:

grab some treasure just for fun.

Snatch some sneakers for a run.

Swipe some juice and a cinnamon bun!

But when it comes to daring adventures,

who knows where to begin?

When it comes to heroic rescues…

Our résumés are quite thin!

We're not knights. That's right!

We're not knights. That's right!

We've got nerves and limitations, fears and frights.

We're not knights! We're not knights. That's right.

There are many things I will not do:

try to swipe a giant shoe.

Race a shark in a small canoe.

a troll's hair with shampoo.

There are many things I will not try:

look an ogres in the eye.

Wearing sweaters in July.

Liverwurst on marble rye!

And when it's time for a daring challenge,

we're not a qualifying team.

When it comes to not-so-nice dragons,

we want to... Run and scream!

We're not knights. That's right!

We're not knights. That's right!

We've got nerves and limitations, fears and frights.

We're not knights! We're not knights. That's right.

we're stuck in a cave

Here we are, we're in a cave,

and we're stuck in the cave that we're in.

Yes, it's true, and I agree with you,

and for hours it's where we've been.

We can't get out, and we may not leave,

could be that we have to stay!

'Cause the not-so-nice, big dragon

will not let us get away!

Oh, we're stuck in a cave, we're trapped in a cave,

we're so bored, we napped in a cave.

We need to be saved by somebody brave.

'Cause we're stuck. Yeah, we're stuck in a cave.

Caves are dark, and kind of dull,

and there isn't that much to do.

We just sit and twiddle our thumbs,

and our toes? We twiddle them too.

There's not much to twiddle, perhaps?

We'll play some tic-tac-toe.

I hope that soon we're rescued,

because I sort of have to… “go”.

Oh, we're stuck in a cave, we're trapped in a cave,

we're so bored, we napped in a cave.

We need to be saved by somebody brave.

'Cause we're stuck. Yeah, we're stuck in a cave.

You're a bird! You're a cat! You're a mouse! You're a hat!

You're strong, you're tough, you're brave?

You're a drum! You're a car! You're the moon! You're a star!

No! I'm stuck in a cave!

Oh, we're stuck in a cave, we're trapped in a cave,

we're so bored, we napped in a cave.

We need to be saved by somebody brave.

'Cause we're stuck. Yeah, we're stuck in a cave

mini muffins (for major heroes)

These muffins may be small, but these heroes are mighty!

This goblin that can grab, and this fairy that's flighty.

And let us not forget this big dragon that's swell!

The one that we have known since his days in a shell!

They all had a quest, and it sure was a tough one.

But they got it done, so it's time for a muffin!

Mini-muffins for major heroes!

They went on a quest and accomplished their goals.

Mini-muffins for major heroes!

Small baked goods for big great souls!

This challenge sure was tough, but we knew we could do it.

That's not quite true, but at least we got through it!

Okay, we were scared, yeah. I guess we were frightened.

But then we stayed calm when the tensions were heightened!

They came to the cave and faced off the dragon.

They came out to prevail, and that's why they're braggin'!

Mini-muffins for major heroes!

They went on a quest and accomplished their goals.

Mini-muffins for major heroes! Small baked goods for great big souls!

I've always prefered a smaller muffin.

Something about them just feels so right!

It just takes two fingers to hold it,

and you can down it in just one bite!

I sure would like to share this muffin with you,

but half a mini-muffin would be tough.

Don't worry, my dear. I've got some others right here!

Oh, thank goodness we made enough!

Mini-muffins for major heroes!

Muffins are great, and better than rolls!

Mini-muffins for major heroes!

Small baked goods for big great souls!