Le master of disguise

Description
austin chases down the master of disguise

Song lyrics
Le Master Of Disguise (1st)

I'm looking for a fellow, and this fellow I pursue

is a rascal with a hundred different faces

His clothing always changes, his look is always new,

that's why this is the trickiest of cases

You might not even see him

when he's right before your eyes

That's why they call him

Le Master of Disguise!

Le Master of Disguise, Le Master of Disguise,

he's crafty and he's clever, as his name implies

And as my name implies, I'm hard to recognize,

that's why they call me Le Master of Disguise

I might look like a pirate or like an old cowhand,

I might look like the king of a faraway land

I might dress up in uniform, I might dress up in feathers

I have more costumes than the alphabet has letters

Le Master of Disguise, Le Master of Disguise,

successfully alluding French detective guys

But I'm the one to catch him for I am extra wise

Oui, I'm the one to catch Le Master of Disguise!

Who Can It Be?

Who can it be? Who can it be?

If it's someone on this train and I know it's not me

If I'm not a suspect and neither is she

It's got to be someone else, who can it be?

What about that conductor who shouted "All aboard"?

He looked a bit suspicious or maybe just looked bored

Maybe it's that cowboy who wore that cowboy hat?

A fellow could hide lots of strange disguises under that

Who can it be? Who can it be?

Le Master of Disguise is full of trickery,

but I will unmask him, just you wait and see

It's one of these passengers, who can it be?

What about that lady who wore an overcoat?

With something sparkly under it, I didn't fail to note

She wore a tan fedora and had a sneaky look

She's certainly a suspect in my little black book

Who can it be? Who can it be?

If it's someone on this train And I know it's not me!

If I'm not a suspect and neither is he

It's got to be someone else, who can it be?

I'm A Cowboy

I'm a cowboy, you can tell, I hope,

by the way I twirl my cowboy rope

I learned my skill by ropin' steers

and bustin' broncos all these years

I say yee-haw, yipee-ti-yi-yay!

Yee-haw, yipee-ti-yay!

I say yee-haw, yipee-ti-yi-yay,

it don't mean much, but it's what I say

I say yee-haw, yipee-ti-yi-yo!

Yee-haw, yipee-ti-yo!

Yee haw, yipee-ti-yi-yo

Stand back, partners and watch me go

I can spin it, I can twirl it,

I can flip it, I can whirl it

I can loop-the-loop, I can crack the whip,

then I curl it up neatly and hang it off my hip

He's a cowboy, not because of his hat

Why, any city dude can look like that

But you ain't a real cowpoke, no siree,

unless you can work the rope like me

I say yee-haw, yipee-ti-yi-yay!

Yee-haw, yipee-ti-yay!

Could The Master Of Disguise Do This?

I'm a master of balance,

not a master of disguise

Now you'll see the difference

right before your eyes

With my show business flare,

I'll stand straight and tall

Perform amazing stunts

to amaze you all

Feast your eyes, gals and guys,

here's a show you cannot miss

Could the Master of Disguise do this?

Astounding, impressive,

it's really quite amazing

But how else can you prove

you're not the rascal that I'm chasing?

Well, that was just a taste

of my many, many talents

Here's another breathtaking, fearless feat of balance

Could the Master of Disguise do this?

Impressive, amazing,

you sure put on a show

But she could still be faking,

you never really know

Since you still suspect,

I'm not what I say

Here's the bit that always

takes their breath away

Could the Master of Disguise do this?

Bet the Master of Disguise can't do this!

Le Master Of Disguise (2nd)

This masterful inspector has chased me far and wide

I'll bet he thinks his work is nearly done

He thinks he's finally got me, but he should think again

Because I'm crafty when I'm on the run

I have chased hundreds of criminal types of guys

But the only one I've never caught is Le Master of Disguise!

Le Master of Disguise, Le Master of Disguise!

To apprehend this miscreant would be my greatest prize,

he's got nowhere to hide

But soon he'll realize

He'll never capture me,

Le Master of Disguise!