Escape from fairytale village

Description
tyrone is a paper boy delivering newspapers around a fairytale village

Song lyrics
Newspaper! (1st)

My job is kinda funny,

but it's one I really like

I ride around all morning

on my rusty, trusty bike

When I get to your driveway,

I will pull a paper out

I'll toss it to your front door

and this is what I'll shout...

Newspaper! Newspaper!

Spread it out and read with joy

Newspaper! Newspaper!

Courtesy of your local paper boy!

This mornin' I woke up early,

well before the sun came out

Cause today I start a new route

or you might say a new route

Who knows just where I'm goin',

might be close, it might be far

But I know one thing for certain,

I'll deliver like a star...

Newspaper! Newspaper!

Spread it out and read with joy

Newspaper! Newspaper!

Courtesy of your local paper boy!

Newspaper! (2nd)

Well, now I'm off and riding

through the woods and past some trees

This day could not be finest,

smell the flowers, feel the breeze

My ol' bike's moving nicely

and I'm feelin' rather swell

Can't wait to find that first house

where I'll ride right up and yell...

Newspaper! Newspaper!

Spread it out and read with joy

Newspaper! Newspaper!

Courtesy of your local paper boy!

These woods are kinda thick

here and it's not exactly bright

I guess I do prefer it

on a road with lots of light

Well, even if it's creepy

and the woods get even thicker

I still must get my route done,

I'll just have to pedal quicker...

Newspaper! Newspaper!

Spread it out and read with joy

Newspaper! Newspaper!

Courtesy of your local paper boy!

Fairytale Village (1st)

Our little village is picturesque,

our little village is neat

Our little village is famous for

all the famous folks you'll meet

The folks from all those fairytales,

they have to live somewhere

If you wonder where that somewhere is...

wonder no more, you're there

You're in Fairytale Village!

You're in a special spot

I'm in Fairytale Village!

Check out the stuff we've got...

Our little village has princesses,

our little village has kings

Our little village has magic beans

and a golden harp that sings

There's magic here in every house

and dragons in our ponds

And gooses laying golden eggs...

and wizards waving wands

You're in Fairytale Village!

You're in a friendly town

You're in Fairytale Village!

Take time to look a-round...

Well, I've been reading fairytales

since I was just a lad

And when a wolf shows up in one,

the wolf is big and bad

So if this guy's a big, bad wolf

and if those tales are right

Then I should scram on outta here...

or he'll eat me in one bite...

You're in Fairytale Village!

I'm in the worst place yet!

You're in Fairytale Village!

He thinks I'm food, I bet!

You're in Fairytale Village!

I'm in a major jam!

You're in Fairytale Village!

Looks like I'd better scram!

Gotta Dash

Hey, guy, why so shy?

You ran away when I tried to say "Hi"

I'll make lunch if you care to stop,

so don't hide behind that lollipop

Gee, sorry, gotta say no,

gotta run right now, gotta run, gotta go

Hey, guy, why so shy?

We'll have a meal if you stop by

My kitchen's warm and comfy, too,

I've got a big kettle on just for you

Gee, sorry, hate to be rude,

you can heat that kettle for some other dude

Hey, guy, why so shy?

You just might like it if you give it a try

So take a chance and stop and stay

instead of hiding out and running away

She really wants to eat me,

I've got to get away

I really need some company

to share my lunch today

I don't want to get cooked

in onions, broth and butter

Maybe she won't see me if

I hide behind this shutter

Hey guy, my oh my!

You're not up for lunch and I don't see why

What does a nice witch have to do to

spend some time hanging out with you?

Gee, sorry, I've gotta dash,

before you make a meal of me!

I'm off in a flash! Gotta go, gotta run, gotta split, gotta scoot,

gotta dash! Gotta dash! Gotta dash!

Why does everyone want to eat me?

I've gotta go, I've gotta fly,

later, ta-ta, see you, bye-bye!

I'll make a feast I'll huff and puff

I'm moving on, I've had enough,

it's been swell and it's been great

but you won't get me on your plate

I'm glad you're pleased to meet me but this is no way to greet me

Why, why on why...does everyone want to eat me?

Oh, please don't go, why can't you stay?

One hour more, don't go away

Don't travel west or to the east

Just stay right here and join our feast

It's been grand and it's been real,

but I will not be your next meal

I can't let them defeat me, swindle, trick or cheat me

Why, why oh why...does everyone want to eat me?

A paper boy should never leave

till he's emptied out his sack

They're right, I know, but I've gotta go

and I'm never coming back

Hey there, don't go, don't run, just sit!

I'm through, I'm done, enough, that's it!

Oh no, he's gone, he's quick, he's fast!

I'm out, I'm safe, I'm free at last!

It was fun, a hoot, a ball,

but I must go...oh no, a wall!

I'm trapped and so they beat me,

what an awful way to treat me

Why, why oh why...

does everyone want...to eat me?

Fairytale Village (2nd)

This is village that's pretty great,

this is a village I like

This is a village with friendly folks

and a wolf who fixed my bike

The giant is a smiley guy,

the witch is extra sweet

And every person I've met so far...

has invited me over to eat

You're in Fairytale Village!

It's one terrific town!

You're in Fairytale Village!

Hope you can stick around!

Our little village has something else,

something we really do need

We've got a fairytale paper boy

here to bring us the news to read

I'll bring papers to every house,

each morning, every day

Please feel free to invite me in...

when you see me pass your way

We're in Fairytale Village!

We're in a magic town!

We're in Fairytale Village!

With all our friends around!

We're in Fairytale Village!

We're in a magic town!

We're in Fairytale Village!

With all our friends around!