Who goes there?

Description
tyrone is left in charge of guarding a museum at night

Song lyrics
Who Goes There (1st)

Who goes there? Who goes there?

Who goes, who goes there?

Who goes there? Who goes there?

Who goes, who goes there?

Hey, I'm an art museum security guard

and I love to guard, although sometimes it's hard

Yes, I love to guard and here's the best part,

I bravely protect all the world's greatest art

Paintings that are valuable, precious and rare;

ancient marble statues, they're all right there

Inside a museum, which I bravely protect,

so they don't get stolen or vandalized or wrecked

Who goes there? Who goes there?

Who goes, who goes there?

Who goes there? Who goes there?

Who goes, who goes there?

A museum is safe and sound

with a guard like me around

Who goes there? Who goes there?

I can spot an art thief anywhere!

Who Goes There (2nd)

Who goes there? Who goes there?

Who goes, who goes there?

Who goes there? Who goes there?

Who goes, who goes there?

Now I'm on guard and I feel alright,

gotta keep my eyes open, stay alert all night

Cause if there's any thieves in this ol' museum,

I'll have to chase 'em down, so I need to see 'em

Who goes there? Who goes there?

Who goes, who goes there?

Who goes there? Who goes there?

Who goes, who goes there?

Look at all this ancient, valuable stuff!

I must protect it all, so I gotta be tough

I gotta stay awake and I gotta stay alert,

with my security badge on my security shirt

But they don't have a chance when I'm the job,

cause I know how to chase 'em off, yes siree bob!

Who goes there? Who goes there?

Who goes, who goes there?

Who goes there? Who goes there?

Who goes, who goes there?

Everything is safe and sound

with a guard like me around

Who goes there? Who goes there?

I can spot an art thief anywhere!

Tired Of Hanging Around

Tired of hanging around Tired of hanging around...

I'm still all day, now I gotta play, I’m tired of hanging around

I'm tired of standing around Tired of standing around...

The public is gone and the party is on, I’m tired of standing around

I've been posing in this pose since 1642

It's great being part of famous art, but it gets boring, too

I've hung in that gallery a hundred years or more

My beauty is immortal my neck is kinda sore

I've spent two millennia reclining on that pot

Yes, that means two thousand years, and yes, that is a lot

I'm tired of laying around, tired of laying around

Life on a vase has a slow pace, I'm tired of hanging around

We stand all day in artful poses

Never stretch or scratch our noses

But when it's night, this place closes

Say bye-bye to the daytime crowd,

time to get busy, time to get LOUD…

Tired of laying around, tired of standing around

Come on boys, lets make some noise We're tired of hanging around!

Tired of laying around, tired of standing around

We're gonna make this whole place shake We're tired of hanging around!

Art Is On The Loose

Now, I get what's goin' on...

on the loose! The art is on the loose!

Nothin' stolen, nothin' gone!

On the loose! The art is on the loose!

There are no thieves in this museum...

On the loose! We are on the loose!

And that's how come I didn't see 'em!

On the loose! We are on the loose!

Now, that ancient statue guy…

is dashing down the hall!

And that old painted Mademoiselle…

has come down off the wall!

But things aren't where they're supposed to be!

On the loose! We are on the loose!

You know who gets in trouble? Me!

On the loose! We are on the loose!

I've got one job: To keep this place...

in order and secure!

If that curator saw this mess…

she'd fire me for sure!

I better make them stop right now!

On the loose! We are on the loose!

At this point, I'm not sure how!

On the loose! The art on the loose!

I'll fix this, or there's no excuse!

I can't be sluggish or obtuse!

I'll stop this art that's on the loose!

Gotta stop the art...on the loose!

Oh yeah, gotta stop the art...on the loose!

Splatter Paint Flamenco

Splat... dribble... split, splat, splot!

The paint is flying everywhere, and there’s an awful lot!

That guard has got the brush... he’s making such a mess!

He wants to paint a trap for us... that's what I would guess!

Splat... dribble... slip, slap, slop!

It's raining reds and blues in here! When's it going to stop?

Better keep moving... before the paint is dry!

He's really rather clever... this security guy!

Splat... dribble... splat, splort, spart!

I'd say that for an amateur, I'm pretty good at art!

His shading isn't subtle, his line is kind of weak.

But my bold use of color... is daring and unique!

Splat... dribble... drip, drop, drip!

We gotta keep on moving... give this guy the slip!

You think he's getting tired? You think he's getting faint?

No, but even better... he’s running out of paint!

Splat... dribble... drip, drop, drip!

Drip, drop, dribble... drip, drip, splat!