Newsflash

Description
tyrone and pablo try to get their corn on WIOWa news

Song lyrics
WIOWa (Corniest Station In The Nation)

I'm an ace reporter wherever news is breakin',

I show up and find out what's shakin'

I'm an ace reporter, if it weren't for me,

there'd never be news on your TV

I bring the big story,

I'm proud to say,

to the viewers watching

everyday...

On W-I-O-WA

Corniest station in the nation!

W-I-O-WA

Corniest station in the nation!

Reporters are brave, reporters are proud,

reporters like to talk real fast and loud

With my microphone and my camera operator,

I say "Back to you" instead of "See ya later"

I go find the news

no matter the place

and make that serious

reporter face...

On W-I-O-WA

Corniest station in the nation!

W-I-O-WA

Corniest station in the nation! W-I-O-WA...

Corn

Don'tcha love corn? Yup, sure do,

how about you? I love corn too

The inside's yellow and the outside's green

Just the prettiest crop that you ever seen

Corn...Ever since I was born

Corn...Every evening, every morn

Corn...I'd be so forlorn

Without corn, wonderful corn!

We get up early and we eat cornflakes

We get to work with our hoes and rakes

We plow corn fields we plant corn seeds

We give them water and we pull up weeds

and Pretty soon, by golly, don'cha know?

Those corn stalks begin to grow

Corn...With some butter on top

Corn...Or the kind that you pop

Corn...We're just not gonna stop

Loving corn, wonderful corn!

We love corn Wonderful corn!

Corn...Wonderful corn!

Corn...Glorious corn!

Exquisite corn, wonderful corn!

NewsFlash!

Newsflash! Yes, the news is big,

it's a huge important story

Newsflash! Yes, our corn is great,

now it's gonna get some glory

Gotta get this video out to the nation

Gotta get huge ratings for our station

Because of our cornfield decoration...

newsflash! Newsflash! It's big, big, big!

I'll soon be known as the best reporter Iowa has ever seen

There's never been a journalist like me

We'll soon be known as the greatest farmers, smilin' on your TV screen

Tape it someone, please, so we can see!

Well, no one gets the glory

if no one sees the story,

lets hurry to the station

and put it on TV

Newsflash! And the world will know

and they'll know because I told them

Newsflash! Maybe bend more corn,

maybe flatten them and fold them

Yes the aliens are surely here

Maybe make more cornfield shapes appear

Boy, I hope this picture is nice and clear...

newsflash! Newsflash! It's big, big, big!

Newsflash! Newsflash!

It's big, big, big!

It's All News To Us

It's all news to us, it's all news to us

Today's a big day

so we'll make a big fuss

It's all news to us!

A real live alien landing

happening here in our very own state

Real live guys in a cornfield

making art with a hoe and a rake

We came out here hunting news

cause news is what we do

We came out here for one big story

and guess what? We got two!

it's all news to us, it's all news to us

Looks good on screen

and that's a big plus

It's all news to us!

We bring you all the stories

We do it cause we care

Any little thing can be big news

As long as the news crew is there! Whoa-oa-oa-ohh!

It's all news to us, it's all news to us

Whatever we say

we make a big fuss

It's all news to us!