Best Clowns in Town

Description
uniqua pablo and austin try to make tyrone laugh

Song lyrics
We're The Best Clowns In Town

We’re the best clowns, we’re the best clowns in town

We’re the best clowns, we’re the best clowns around!

We’ll take that frown and turn it upside down…

‘cause we’re the best clowns in town!

We’ve got puffy pants and flowers that squirt

we often fall down… but we never get hurt

We’ve been making you laugh since the day

we were born With big shoes, whistles and a bicycle horn!

We’ll be tumblin’, bumblin’, goofin’ and schtickin’

Telling corny jokes with a rubber chicken

We’re the best clowns, we’re the best clowns in town

We’re the best clowns, we’re the best clowns around!

We’ll take that frown and turn it upside down,

‘cause we’re the best clowns in town!

That's Not Funny

He can take a balloon and make a big giraffe

That is pretty clever, but it will not make me laugh

We will run around you and fall into a pile

Anyone can do that, I will not crack a smile

I can do the cha-cha on a bowling ball

I would rather sit and watch the paint dry on my wall, cause...

That’s not funny, that’s not funny, that’s not funny,

you clowns don’t make me laugh!

Surely we will make you laugh, make you laugh, make you laugh

Surely we will make you laugh, just give us a shot!

I can be a wind-up toy and walk around and wiggle

I’ve seen it a hundred times, it does not make me giggle

He can be a school bus with his honking horn

That’s not entertainment, it’s cornier than corn

We can pick you up and run you to and fro

That is just annoying, now please just let me go, cause…

That’s not funny, that’s not funny, that’s not funny,

you clowns don’t make me laugh!

Surely we will make you laugh, make you laugh, make you laugh

Surely we will make you laugh, just give us a shot!

The Show Must Go On

I was heading to the circus

when you made me miss my train

We’ve tried and tried to catch it,

it’s really been a pain

But now the train is gone

and there’s nothing else to do

But everyone needs the circus

and the circus needs you...

The show must go on, the show must go on!

The seats are filled, the people clapping

Their excited feet are tapping

The show must go on, the show must go on and go on it will!

The jugglers need to juggle,

the crowds, they need to cheer

The fearless lion tamer

needs a lion he can fear

The spotlight needs to shine

and the trapeze needs to swing

And the ringmaster is needed to direct everything...

The show must go on, the show must go on!

The stage is set, the lights are flashing

Drums are beating, cymbals crashing

The show must go on, the show must go on, and go on it will!

The tightrope needs a walker,

the tigers need a cage

Amazing acrobats need to

leap across the stage

All the little children

need something great to see

Cause everyone needs the circus

and circus needs me…

The show must go on,

the show must go on,

the show must go on,

the show must go on And go on it will!

At The Circus

At the circus...Everything’s a surprise

At the circus...You won’t believe your eyes!

Everywhere you look, you will see something new,

cause at the circus, dreams come true!

Jugglers, gymnasts, acrobats,

tamers taming jungle cats

Elephants with floppy ears,

ladies wearing hairy beards

Tumblers tumbling, mimes miming,

funny jokes with comic...timing

Daring feats, nimble poses,

clowns with tubas on their noses

At the circus...Everything’s a surprise

At the circus...You won’t believe your eyes!

Everywhere you look you will see something new,

cause at the circus, dreams come true!

Swinging ropes, trapeze bars,

hefty clowns in tiny cars

Stacking cups and spinning plates,

strong man lifting heavy weights

Gymnasts walking on a wire,

fire breathers breathing fire

And lastly you will not forget

the greatest clowns I’ve ever met!

At the circus...Everything’s a surprise

At the circus...You won’t believe your eyes!

Everywhere you look, you will see something new,

cause at the circus, dreams come true!