Catch That Butterfly

Description
pablo is determined to catch the rare gilded golden butterfly

Song lyrics
The Gilded Golden Butterfly

I travel the world, looking for rare insects

But there is one bug I have never seen...

it's called the Gilded Golden Butterfly

I have to find that butterfly...

why yes indeed, old chap it's true,

entomology's what I do

That fancy word's a fancy way

to say I study bugs all day

I only stop when I'm asleep

and even in my dreams they creep

For I just love those bugs, old bean,

there's hardly one I haven't seen

But I've never seen the Gilded Golden Butterfly,

I hope one day to see one flutter by

Never seen the Gilded Golden Butterfly…

I hope some day I shall

Rhino beetles, roaches, fleas,

wasps and gnats and strange rare bees

Termites who can eat whole trees,

I've studied every single one of these

I've been to Madagascar, I've been to Kathmandu

Just to inspect a rare insect, I've been to Cleveland, too

I've seen bugs in places not on any map,

I've met more of them then any other chap

But I have never seen the Gilded Golden Butterfly,

I hope one day to see one flutter by

Never seen the Gilded Golden Butterfly…

I hope some day I shall

We're Tough

It'll be easy as pie

Cause we're the toughest

Stagecoach drivers in the West

There is no job too tough for us folks

Yee-haw, yee-haw

We're tough, tough, tough

Yee-haw, yee-haw

We're tough, tough, tough

We're the toughest stage coach drivers in the West

Nope we're not the only ones but yup we are the best

Faster than the desert wind, we'll get you there and back

And when we hit the dusty trail, the dusty trail hits back

In other words we're tellin' ya this road gets kind of rough

But that don't bother us at all cause we're tough, tough, tough

Yee-haw, yee-haw

We're tough, tough, tough

Pursuit of winged insects is harder that you'd guess

It leads upon occasion to some unpleasantness

Well we're not scared of nothing cause we're not scaredy guys

Especially not a chasin' down some dinky butterflies

We've faced down big grizzly bears

And rattlesnakes and stuff

Butterflies are nothing cause

We're tough, tough, tough

Yee-haw, yee-haw

We're tough, tough, tough

Yee-haw, yee-haw

We're tough, tough, tough

Our horses are strong

Our reins are good and long

Our stagecoach is sturdy

Although it ain't real purdy

We're rough riding coots

With dusty hats and boots

And if that ain't enough

Did I mention that we're tough

Yee-haw, yee-haw

We're tough, tough, tough

Yee-haw, yee-haw

We're tough, tough, tough

We're tough, tough, tough

We're tough, we're tough

We're tough, we're tough

We're tough, we're tough

We're tough, we're tough

We're tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough,

We're tough, we're tough

How Hard Can It Be?

How hard can it be?

To help this old professor guy?

How hard can it be?

To catch this doggone butterfly?

Our stagecoach went and lost it wheels

and that's a big annoyance

We're kinda lucky even though

at least it's got some buoyance

How hard can it be?

How hard can it be?

How hard can it be?

To keep this coach from cracking up?

How hard can it be?

Our bad luck sure is stacking up

Now our stagecoach ain't so snug,

it hasn't got a top

Plus we're still-a-floating here

and don't know how to stop

So, how hard can it be?

How hard can it be?

Every time we think it's bad

it just gets even worse

Maybe we should stop this song?

Lets do just one more verse!

How hard can it be?

To get this dopey insect caught?

How hard can it be?

A whole lot harder then we thought

We've hardly got a coach at all,

we're looking pretty sorry

At least we've got a lovely view

to help us find our quarry

Can things get any worse then this?

I just can't figure how,

so if we want to save our skins,

we better do it now

How hard can it be?

How hard can it be?

Harder then we thought it was

Man, you're tellin' me!

The Butterfly Hunt

I've got you, I've got you, I've… got… you

We almost had it, almost caught it

We almost netted that beautiful butterfly

But then it fluttered away in the desert sky

And now I'm just so disappointed I could cry

Cause we have been chasing that butterfly

All up and down, and low and high

Dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

All through the desert, through the desert

All through the canyons and rivers, we searchify

Beautiful butterfly, magical butterfly, but now you're gone And now

I'm a really, really, really, really disappointed guy

Disappointed guy

Yes I am a disappointed, disappointed guy

Disappointed guy

It's because I really want to catch the butterfly

As for us, we're just feelin' sore

And we don't want to follow a butterfly anymore

Sore, yes we're sore and our stagecoach has been demolished

Sore, yes we're sore I wish bug hunting was abolished

Wait! Wait! Look!

Oh I see something flying over there now

Where? There! Yes!

Oh I see golden wings up in the air now

Go! Go! Go!

Oh I so loath that pesky little critter Butterfly,

this isn't over yet cause I can see and I bet

That I will catch you with my net, you're sure the thing I came to get